Category Archives: Features

A Guy Fondling Himself in a Grocery Store Parking Lot Says He “Didn’t Want to Get Caught” Doing That at Home
Close-up Of Male Judge In Front Of Mallet Holding Documents This guy picked the wrong time and people to catch him having far too much fun with himself in the parking lot. The co...
Syndicated Author Apr 05, 2021

A Guy Used a Riding Mower as His Getaway Car During a Burglary Spree
I am no expert, but you gotta think something a little faster would be in order here. There’s a 54-year-old guy named James Harrington in Waterloo, Iowa. And he went on a burglary spr...
Syndicated Author Apr 02, 2021

Disneyland Is Selling a Fried Pickle Corn Dog with a Side of Peanut Butter
NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 06: A sign hangs on the Disney store (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images) Either the best food combo ever or something to eat to make yourself sick. Disney...
Syndicated Author Apr 02, 2021

Ever Hear Of Kris-Cross Applesauce?
Ist let me apologize for the awful photo. Without getting too personal, we (my girl and I) take care of two teens. My girl has custody of her little brother and sister because they have lost both of t...
Syndicated Author Apr 01, 2021

TGI Fridays Is Now Selling Carnival Food . . . Like Donut Burgers and Drinks with Cotton Candy on Top
donuts with powdered sugar as a background The guy at the carnival that began deep frying anything years ago must be incredibly proud of this legacy. Or at least his family should be. Who wouldn&...
Syndicated Author Mar 31, 2021

A Guy Sent His New Girlfriend an Itemized Spreadsheet for Their First Romantic Weekend Away . . . What?
It’s always romantic when you get a bill for the date from your signifigant other! A woman just posted a story on Reddit’s Relationships channel about her first romantic weekend...
Syndicated Author Mar 30, 2021

Ever Hear Of A Smash Cake?
On Friday, my girlfriend makes this Mickey Mouse Cake. Smells great. Looks good. My fat is warmed up and ready to go to town.Can’t eat the cake. It isn’t for eating. It is for smashing. It...
Syndicated Author Mar 29, 2021

Lily from the AT&T Commercials Says We Have Lost the Privilege of Looking at Her Body
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – FEBRUARY 02: Milana Vayntrub attends the 71st Annual Directors Guild of America Awards (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic) Most of us know MILANA VAYNTRUB as ...
Syndicated Author Mar 26, 2021

Your AirPods Might Create a Ball of Fungus in Your Ear Canals
LONDON – DECEMBER 27: People are seen behind the Apple logo (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images) You know those things that you don’t want to see, but can’t look away? This is ...
Syndicated Author Mar 26, 2021

This Guy Does Metallica’s For Whom The Bell Tolls In The Style Of Alice In Chains And It Rocks
(Photo by Buda Mendes/Getty Images)Denis Pauna is the metal mash up master. This time it is a cover a Metallica’s classic in the style of Alice in Chains.He calls it, For Whom The Chains Toll.Me...
Syndicated Author Mar 25, 2021