A Guy Fondling Himself in a Grocery Store Parking Lot Says He “Didn’t Want to Get Caught” Doing That at Home

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This guy picked the wrong time and people to catch him having far too much fun with himself in the parking lot.



The cops in Coral Springs, Florida got a call around 7:00 P.M. on Monday night about a guy going to town on himself in his SUV in a Publix grocery store parking lot.



When the cops got there, they found 22-year-old Cruz Humes with his pants and underwear off, watching porn on his phone, and doing his personal business.



He told them he went to the grocery store parking lot to do that because he was afraid someone would catch him if he did it at home.


He was charged with indecent exposure.

(The Smoking Gun