A Guy Says His Big Bags of Drugs Are Just Ingredients to Bake a Cake

It’s a new year, but Floriday never lets us down when it comes to criminal behavior.

The cops in Port St. Lucie, Florida pulled over two guys around 3:00 A.M. on New Year’s Eve.  One of them was 30-year-old Jethro Geneus, and he had an outstanding warrant, so they searched his backpack.


They found two large bags inside, one with a white powder and one with a brown powder.  They assumed the bags were filled with drugs, but Jethro Geneus had a genius explanation:  They weren’t drugs, they were ingredients to bake a cake.


He said one was sugar, and one was cornstarch.


Unfortunately for him, the cops did a quick field test on the powders . . . and found they were actually both ecstasy.


Then, when they took him to jail, he accidentally dropped a bag of METH.  And he didn’t try to pass it off as baking powder or yeast or something.


He’s been hit with several drug charges.


(The Smoking Gun