It’s a new year, but Floriday never lets us down when it comes to criminal behavior.
The cops in Port St. Lucie, Florida pulled over two guys around 3:00 A.M. on New Year’s Eve. One of them was 30-year-old Jethro Geneus, and he had an outstanding warrant, so they searched his backpack.
They found two large bags inside, one with a white powder and one with a brown powder. They assumed the bags were filled with drugs, but Jethro Geneus had a genius explanation: They weren’t drugs, they were ingredients to bake a cake.
He said one was sugar, and one was cornstarch.
Unfortunately for him, the cops did a quick field test on the powders . . . and found they were actually both ecstasy.
Then, when they took him to jail, he accidentally dropped a bag of METH. And he didn’t try to pass it off as baking powder or yeast or something.
He’s been hit with several drug charges.