If you are looking for your next vacation destination, then maybe Penis Island is for you.
It’s been a while since the world had a great EXPLORER . . . a real Ponce de Leon. So meet the newest one: Penis de Leon?
There’s a 50-year-old woman named Joleen Vultaggio in Sterling Heights, Michigan, whose hobby is exploring Google Earth for unmapped places. And she just found an island in the Pacific Ocean that qualifies.
And the island is . . . shaped just like male genitalia.
It’s part of the Trinity Islands, which are off the coast of a French territory called New Caledonia, about 750 miles east of Australia. So it’s not like Joleen can claim it for her own . . . she’ll probably have to go to war with France over it, then win and claim it.
Joleen says she shared it with her Facebook group of other explorers, and they all were impressed by her discovery . . . and the island’s notable shape.
Joleen also said, quote, “I’d love to go and travel there and sit on the [d***].” No really. That’s her actual quote. All aboard!