27 Words That Are Interpreted Entirely Different In Indianapolis

1. Reggie Miller

Source: Flickr user keithallison

What it means everywhere else: A retired professional basketball player for the Indiana Pacers. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Nothing short of a living legend who should be nominated for sainthood.

2. Tom Brady

Source: Flickr user stallio

What it means everywhere else: A football quarterback for the New England Patriots. 
What it means in Indianapolis: The actual devil incarnate.

3. Snow Day

Source: Flickr user 94310713@N07

What it means everywhere else: When school or work is cancelled due to large amounts of snow. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A mythical event that all the children of Indianapolis pray and do dances for, but that never ever actually happens.

4. Sun King

Source: Sun King Brewing Company Facebook

What it means everywhere else: The nickname of Louis XIV of France or a song by The Beatles. 
What it means in Indianapolis: An absolutely delicious local craft brewery.

5. State Fair

Source: Indiana State Fair via Facebook

What it means everywhere else: An annual fair involving fried foods, 4-H animals, rides, and sometimes fireworks. 
What it means in Indianapolis: The best event and the best fried delicious food of the entire year.

6. Limo

Source: Chicken Limo via Facebook

What it means everywhere else: A long, black car that you probably rented with a bunch of friends to go to the prom. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Only worth taking a trip in if it’s yellow and has a giant chicken on the top.

7. Basketball

Source: Flickr user keithallison

What it means everywhere else: An indoor team sport. 
What it means in Indianapolis: An indoor team sport that totally rules your life whenever the Pacers are playing.

8. Indy 500

Source: Flickr user pat_ossa

What it means everywhere else: A massive race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway that every NASCAR fan wants to attend. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A bunch of tourists and traffic everywhere.

9. Indianapolites

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What it means everywhere else: People from Indianapolis. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Something no Hoosier would ever call themselves.

10. Nap Town

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What it means everywhere else: Some sleepy tiny town where very little happens. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Indianapolis, which is not sleepy in the least.

11. Sandwich

Source: Flickr user bnpositive

What it means everywhere else: A light lunch option of meat, cheese, and greens or tomato on bread. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A massive, delicious hunk of breaded pork tenderloin with fixings on a bun.

12. Summer

Source: Flickr user littlebiglens

What it means everywhere else: The warmest season of the year, with long sunny days, swimming, and cookouts. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Every road in the city is torn up for construction.

13. Peyton’s Place

Source: Flickr user spablab

What it means everywhere else: You mean that 60s soap opera? 
What it means in Indianapolis: Lucas Oil Stadium during the glorious days when Peyton Manning played for the Colts.

14. Love

Source: Flickr user jmscottimd

What it means everywhere else: An intense connection, bond, and emotion toward another person. 
What it means in Indianapolis: That statue at the Indianapolis Museum of Art where you would never take a date unless you were ready to get down on one knee.

15. Tie-Dye

Source: The Tie Dye Grill Facebook

What it means everywhere else: A colorful dyed fabric that is totally groovy, man. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A totally groovy spot to grab a tasty tenderloin or a burger and gravy fries.

16. Garfield

 

Source: Flickr user rmcrob

What it means everywhere else: A spoiled, cynical cartoon cat. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A gorgeous conservatory that’s perfect for a romantic stroll or a picnic.

17. St. Elmo

 

Source: St. Elmo Steak House Facebook

What it means everywhere else: A coming of age 80s movie, “St. Elmo’s Fire.” 
What it means in Indianapolis: The best place in Indianapolis to order a super fancy steak the size of your head.

18. Ripple

Source: Flickr user valeriebb

What it means everywhere else: Small waves on the surface of water. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Broad Ripple Village, which is way less tame than the name suggests, and where you go out for a wild night on the town.

19. Slippery Noodle

Source: The Slippery Noodle Facebook

What it means everywhere else: A noodle that is… well… uh… slippery. 
What it means in Indianapolis: The best place to kick back with a drink and watch some awesome live blues.

20. Traffic Lights

 

Source: Flickr user littlebiglens

What it means everywhere else: Lights that hang at intersections that tell cars when to stop, slow down, or go. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Pretty, but basically meaningless.

21. Goose

Source: Goose the Market Facebook

What it means everywhere else: One of the more gross birds in the world. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A local butcher’s shop and market that you stop at for a pre-lunch snack, lunch, a post-lunch snack, a pre-dinner snack, and dinner because it’s just that good.

22. Cottage Home

Source: Wikipedia user Nyttend

What it means everywhere else: A quaint little cottage that someone calls home. 
What it means in Indianapolis: A historic neighborhood that’s close to downtown.

23. Long

Source: Long’s Bakery on Southport Rd Facebook

What it means everywhere else: The opposite of short. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Long’s Bakery that serves up mouthwateringly good donuts that make you happier than you’ve ever been in your life.

24. Colts

Source: Flickr user hansol

What it means everywhere else: Male baby horses. 
What it means in Indianapolis: The best football team you’ve ever had the privilege of watching.

25. Hospitality

Source: Flickr user jefaspics

What it means everywhere else: To welcome someone and look after them. 
What it means in Indianapolis: The thing you’ll be instantly showered with if you’re new to Indianapolis (as long as you hate Tom Brady as much as they do).

26. Skywalker

Source: Tumblr user fystarwars

What it means everywhere else: The central family in the Star Wars series. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Someone smart enough to use the Skywalk so they’re not out in the freezing Indianapolis winter.

27. Massachusetts

Source: Flickr user puroticorico

What it means everywhere else: One of fifty U.S. states. 
What it means in Indianapolis: Mass Ave, the street it’s absolutely impossible to be bored on. 

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