If brands used brutally honest slogans, what would they be? A few funny ones we’ve seen include “Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature” . . . “Facebook: Making it easier to stalk people since 2004” . . . and “The Yellow Pages: Here, throw this away.”… MORE
A guy in Florida was busted getting-it-on with himself while he was sitting in his SUV in a grocery store parking lot last week. And he told the cops he was doing it there because he was afraid someone would catch him if he did it at home. He was charged with indecent exposure.… MORE
A guy in Iowa used a riding lawnmower as his getaway car after a few burglaries last month . . . and it kind of worked. He stole some stuff from a garage and a bottle of vodka from a convenience store and made it home. But the cops identified him from surveillance footage and arrested him.… MORE
Disney is combining corndogs, pickles, and peanut butter. … MORE
Is it Indian Style or something called Kris-Cross Applesauce? … MORE
TGI Fridays has a new menu of CARNIVAL FOOD. It includes things like burgers and hot chicken sandwiches that use a donut bun . . . a sandwich that’s mozzarella sticks in between two pieces of bread . . . and a Cosmopolitan with cotton candy on top.… MORE
A woman just posted on Reddit about how she and her new boyfriend were planning their first romantic weekend away together . . . and he sent her an itemized spreadsheet breaking down each of their costs. So . . . is that a red flag?
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On Friday, my girlfriend makes this Mickey Mouse Cake. Smells great. Looks good. My fat is warmed up and ready to go to town. Can’t eat the cake. It isn’t for eating. It is for smashing. It is going to our neighbor for his 1st birthday. He is going to eat it. It is a,…… MORE
The woman who plays Lily in the AT&T commercials says she’s behind a desk in the latest series of ads because we’ve, quote, “lost the privilege of looking at [my body] until I feel safe again.” She’s been receiving inappropriate sexual comments since at least last year.… MORE
A doctor in Florida recently posted a TikTok video that’s had more than 36 million views . . . and shows him pulling a ball of EARWAX and FUNGUS out of someone’s ear. And you could possibly wind up getting one too from putting things in your ears for too long . . . like earplugs or AirPods.… MORE
