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If Brands Used Brutally Honest Slogans, What Would They Be?

If Brands Used Brutally Honest Slogans, What Would They Be?

If brands used brutally honest slogans, what would they be? A few funny ones we’ve seen include “Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature” . . . “Facebook: Making it easier to stalk people since 2004” . . . and “The Yellow Pages: Here, throw this away.”MORE

A Guy Used a Riding Mower as His Getaway Car During a Burglary Spree

A Guy Used a Riding Mower as His Getaway Car During a Burglary Spree

A guy in Iowa used a riding lawnmower as his getaway car after a few burglaries last month . . . and it kind of worked. He stole some stuff from a garage and a bottle of vodka from a convenience store and made it home. But the cops identified him from surveillance footage and arrested him.MORE

Ever Hear Of A Smash Cake?

Ever Hear Of A Smash Cake?

On Friday, my girlfriend makes this Mickey Mouse Cake. Smells great. Looks good. My fat is warmed up and ready to go to town. Can’t eat the cake. It isn’t for eating. It is for smashing. It is going to our neighbor for his 1st birthday. He is going to eat it. It is a,…MORE

Your AirPods Might Create a Ball of Fungus in Your Ear Canals

Your AirPods Might Create a Ball of Fungus in Your Ear Canals

A doctor in Florida recently posted a TikTok video that’s had more than 36 million views . . . and shows him pulling a ball of EARWAX and FUNGUS out of someone’s ear. And you could possibly wind up getting one too from putting things in your ears for too long . . . like earplugs or AirPods.MORE