General Mills has basically admitted their cereals don’t taste as good as they used to since they got rid of artificial flavors and extra sugar. So they’re permanently bringing back the, quote, “’80s taste” of four brands: Trix, Cocoa Puffs, Golden Grahams, and Cookie Crisp. All four “retro recipes” are hitting stores now.… MORE
Here’s more proof brands can . . . and will . . . add pumpkin spice to EVERYTHING.… MORE
Someone in a full-body CHIPMUNK costume went into a pharmacy in Louisiana on Saturday afternoon . . . pulled out a GUN . . . and robbed the place. The cops are trying to track him down.… MORE
Silver lining: Going out of Business Sales!… MORE
A drunk driver in England tried to give cops a fake name, but it didn’t work . . . because one of them recognized him from when they went to school together 20 years ago.… MORE
There’s SOME famous fast food item that came out the year you were born . . . we all have one. And in a nice, full circle twist, if you eat that item often enough, it can also speed up the year you die!… MORE
There’s a new app called Mole and basically, it lets you hire anonymous strangers to work as your SPIES. You go on the app when you want to see live video of a certain location, and someone who’s at that location will get a few bucks to livestream it to you.… MORE
Yesetrday was Batman Day. Who is/was the best Batman?… MORE
A guy in Florida was arrested after a traffic stop on Monday, and the cops cuffed him . . . but the guy was already restrained. Because for some reason, he had a steel BONDAGE COLLAR locked around his neck. … MORE
A man in California is suing Starbucks after he spilled hot tea on his genitalia and hands… MORE
