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A man has a list of more than 400 people who are BANNED from his property. It’s handwritten on printer paper, and duct taped to his front door. And about HALF of the people on the list are CELEBRITIES.
A woman posted a photo of it, and said that it’s her uncle’s “crazy neighbor.” She says he’s NOT mentally ill, but he IS a JERK. Supposedly, multiple neighbors have restraining orders against him “for good reasons.”
In any event, the strangest part is that, in addition to all the neighbors on it, he included a TON of celebrities. The list includes:
Oprah, Dr. Phil, Beyoncé, the Kardashians, 50 Cent, Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Paula Abdul, Mayim Bialik, Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson, and “Marshall Mathers.”
He banned Hillary and Bill Clinton, along with Monica Lewinsky . . . Donald Trump, along with Ivanka, Donald Jr., and Eric . . . the U.S. Supreme Court, and “All Federal Government Employees.”
Several people made the list TWICE, including Floyd Mayweather and Hilary Swank, plus Elizabeth Banks, who’s listed twice . . . BACK TO BACK. (???) Also back-to-back are Mekhi Phifer and Michelle Pfeiffer, who are unrelated.
The six main cast members of “Saved By the Bell” are listed individually, even Dustin Diamond, who passed away earlier this year.
He also listed “Bradley Pitt” . . . “Chicago people” . . . and both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, although those two have QUESTION MARKS next to them, whatever that means.
