Offensive lineman aren’t the most celebrated players of the NFL. In fact, it seems the only time you hear about an offensive lineman is when he’s not doing his job. So when three of the Colts OL made the cover of ESPN’s “Body Issue” it’s safe to say it was a big freaking deal. Now these guys are the spotlight of the mainstream world…and that can be a good or bad thing.
Case and point? Man bun rocking Anthony Castonzo’s Twitter page. Below are some of the weirdest, insane, and hilarious stream of consciousness you’ll see on a social media site…and it’s all REAL!
Candy bars look like poop
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) July 2, 2015
Still waiting for that day that I find a word greater than "poop"…hilarious sound, funny meaning, palindrome…it really just has it all
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) June 24, 2015
I can't be the only person who wants desperately to play with a grizzly bear (a grizzly that I raised from birth that I know won't kill me)
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) May 30, 2015
The rogue "P" in words like "assumption" and "consumption" weirds me out. Feels like it pushed its way in where it doesn't belong
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) May 13, 2015
I don't mind rainy days…except that Worm Moses always wants to lead his worm Exodus straight into the promised land of Anthony's garage
— Anthony Castonzo (@AnthonyCastonzo) April 19, 2015
There’s literally too many to list…suffice to say Pat Mcafee isn’t the only Colt with jokes.
