Why is it that the first person to get naked is the last person you want to see with their clothes off. No surprise, this happened in Florida.
There are just some products you AREN’T supposed to try out before you buy them.
The cops in Fort Pierce, Florida got a call last week from an adult store after a 36-year-old woman named Theresa Stanley came in . . . grabbed a pink, phallic-shaped toy off a shelf . . . opened it up . . . and took it back into the stock room to TEST OUT
When the cops got there, they found Theresa in the stock room, bottomless, sitting in an office chair, using the toy. She dropped it when she saw the cops.
She was arrested for larceny and indecent exposure.
