If you’re going to commit a crime, don’t dress up in something ridiculous to do it. If you do, you may have some blogger in Indianapolis, Indiana talking about you when your robbing behind is all the way over in ENGLAND! The Guardian reports a man climbed through the drive thru window at a KFC with a knife and began threatening staff and demanding money. He then fled on foot with nothing. I appreciate his commitment in not using the front door at least.
