Man Calls 911 Because His Girlfriend Won’t Have Sex With Him…Gets Arrested

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That right there is the face of denied booty. 53 year old Patrick Dogett of South Carolina was arrested by police for after a “strange” call according to The Smoking Gun.

Police say Dogett called 911 to tell them his girlfriend was “giving no ass.”

Dogett’s girlfriend Ms. Faye Woodruff says she denied Dogett sex “because she had her grandchildren with her.”

Police found Dogett outside the residence drinking a beer on the porch. Dogett was then arrested for public intoxication. Police say Dogett has not been charged with misuse of the 911 system.